27th Oct 2005

Naked man orders coffee while masturbating

WOODSTOCK, Ont. – A man who drove up to a Tim Hortons drive-thru while
stark naked and masturbating has pleaded guilty to committing an
indecent act, saying “fantasy” got the best of him.

A female
employee at the restaurant in nearby Thamesford took an order for a
large coffee just past midnight on Oct. 3, prosecutor Michael Carnegie
told court Tuesday.

When the car pulled up to the window, the employee noticed a man alone
in the vehicle, completely nude and masturbating, Carnegie said.

The man handed money to the employee with his unoccupied left hand, court heard.

The employee wrote down the car’s licence plate number and called police.

When the 38-year-old Woodstock man met with police after the incident,
he admitted to doing “a bad thing” and suggested he did it “for the
thrill,” court heard.

driveinan

2 comments

  1. [...] Others have been caught masturbating in drive-thrus for McDonald’s, Burger King and probably every other fast food drive-thru, completely oblivious to the obvious flaw in their planning. While you may be able to get away with running into an In n Out burger with your penis in your hand, going through the drive-thru with an easily identifiable license plate slapped to the back of your car pretty much ensures that your left hand better be fast and furious if you hope to finish before the cops arrive. [...]

    The 10 Worst Places to Get Caught Having Sex | Irascible Musings on 15th November, 2008 at 3:48 am

  2. I was bad when I was younger, me and a girl I had a crush on was in the back of an openbed pickup truck. We started touching each other and then daring each other to take off a piece of clothing and throwing it out of the truck. We ended up completely naked! It felt so good and we even ended up having intercourse on the freeway and went all the way. It was the absolute best sex I have ever had in my life!

    Shawn on 23rd October, 2009 at 11:27 am

Leave a reply